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Ireland 0 (Yes, zero) - 4 Wales

Guten tag,

I am delighted to be writing this article for Tm Ireland, for those of you who don’t know me; I am Angry Mann, manager of Ireland Division 2.1 outfit Shout FC. I was approached last week by a very kind man with a briefcase full of money and thus accepted my first media role, giving my thoughts on the Irish national sides international matches.

First up for me was the NTQ match against Wales. The luck of the Irish certainly wasn’t shining on the men in green on Saturday. Disastorous performances all round saw the Irish team take an absolute drubbing at the hands of the Welshmen. As my mother would say “They played like flowers on a warm Christmas day”, the wise woman says it all really.

I dare say the welsh tactically outclassed the Irish management, approaching the game with a 3-3-3-1 system, something which has not been seen since the time the Romans invaded South Africa in the middle ages.  Ireland on the hand used a standard 4-4-2 formation which surely was no surprise to the Welsh setup.

On an individual front the Irish players played appallingly, with Jeffy “The Cat” Rochford having a particularly awful game, he was by far and away the worst player on display.  The only positive note that can be taken from the game is that it certainly can not get any worse; I would imagine there will be some big changes for the next match against Latvia tomorrow night.

Perhaps a change in Jeff Rochford's training schedule should be considered

I shall keep this like a German midget prostitute, short, sweet and full of disease.

For now good bye

Regards

Herr Mann
http://shoutfc.blogspot.com